One of the things you may not know about farm folks is that
we take naps, and we take them in really strange places.
Farmers are notorious for working from sun up to sun down. But that doesn't mean they don't take a break here or there to recharge.
My dad took a nap almost every day after lunch. Somehow, no matter how hard he was sleeping, he only napped for 15 minutes. Then he'd pop up, refill his coffee thermos and head out the door again.
Heck, I lay down for five minutes and I can be out for the rest of the afternoon. So that capacity clearly skipped a generation.
But if you're chopping silage, you can take a 10-minute nap in the chopper while you wait for the next truck.
If you're waiting for a cow to dilate so you can help pull her calf, you can lean your head back in the Gator and catch 40 winks.
If you pull your truck up to your house after an 16-hour day and you're too tired to even walk inside, you can sleep in the pickup for an hour or two before getting up the energy to go in the house and shower . . . and then go to real bed.
If you're planting or tilling, you can stop your tractor, turn off your phone and stay right there in the seat while you catch a nap.
If you're milking cows in the parlor and you're waiting on the girls to finish, you can pull up a bucket, hold your head in your hands and get a good five minutes in before having to wake up.
If you're stopping home for lunch, you can fall asleep on a . . . pile of dogs.
The napping options are virtually limitless for farmers! You get up early, you go to bed late, you nap when you can.
And where you can.
If you can.
Sometimes, even with the dogs.
** This post has been paid for my farmer . . . who has napped in all the places mentioned above. Except he didn't actually pay for this post. He just likes naps. **
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Your child's first word won't be mama or dada. Nope. It'll be nap.
ReplyDeleteSomeone will ask our kiddo where he lives and he'll say, "The napping house. Duh."
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